Prosecuting the Undead: Federal Criminal Law in a World of Zombies
Michael L. Smith
UCLA School of Law
April 22, 2013
61 UCLA Law Review Discourse 44
Adam Chodorow’s recent essay, Death and Taxes and Zombies, has alerted the legal world to the dangers posed by the looming zombie apocalypse. Chodorow successfully demonstrates that existing tax laws are woefully inadequate in a world where the undead outnumber the taxpaying living. In this Essay, I argue that while tax law may be ill suited to address the zombie apocalypse, federal criminal law offers an alternative approach to solving the problems that Chodorow identifies. In fact, the only plausible explanation for the existence of seemingly pointless features of federal criminal law is that these features are precautions for this imminent disaster. The extensive scope of the federal criminal law, its frequent use of low or nonexistent mens rea requirements, and federal laws concerning mandatory victim restitution create a legal structure that can effectively transfer resources from the undead to the living. Until the zombies arrive, these features will remain largely ineffective.
Number of Pages in PDF File: 13
Keywords: Criminal Law, Strict Liability, Criminal RestitutionAccepted Paper Series
Date posted: April 23, 2013 ; Last revised: July 23, 2013
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